Thursday night and the "Ahhhhffice"

I love "The Office".  Every episode is full of nuggets like these:

"I've got a black belt in gift wrapping."

"If I can skin a mule deer in less than five minutes then I think I can handle this."

"This isn't your grandma's Christmas party. . .unless of course your grandma is from Morocco."

"I'm not going to judge Phyllis for desecrating Christmas.  But there is one person who is and Phyllis just stuffed him into a drawer."

"Is that Princess Unicorn?  I thought they were all sold out."

"Really Andy, it's Christmas and you're singing about nudity and France."

"It looks like we're going to be here a while so why don't you make everybody a plate of hummus with little triangles of toasted pita. . .and napkins. . .fanned."

"Why aren't you wearing the hairnet?"

"There are several ways to kill a zombie but the most satisfying one is to stab it in the brain with a wooden stick."

The bad part about Thursday nights is that it will be seven more days until we get to see it again.